Man's different requirements of women at different age phases

3-years-old

always carrying me.
give me good food.
feed me.
does not hit me when i peed in my pants.
sleeps with me, i can touch her breast.


9-years-old

allows me to copy her homework.
does not laugh at me when i fail my exam.
does not tell teacher when i pull her pony tail.
lend me eraser - does not lend the other guys.
she secretly keeps the valentine's day card i give her
every Friday afternoon i will send her home, and buy an ice cream on the way, the ice cream is very nice.
she dropped a baby tooth. so cute.
be together forever!


18-years-old

damn hot.
when i walk into the swimming pool with her, all the other guys will nose bleed.
a bit silly, cute!
believes in love at first sight.
does not find my soccer boots smelly.
when hungry, she can be satisfied by a pack of instant noodles.
never complain she's tired partying all night.
her skirt can cover her panties.
she'll laugh out loud when i tell a joke.
can settle most of her own spending.
appear to be demure in front of my parents.
does not arrange dates with other guys in front of me.
gets jealous rarely.
does not cry often.
when she slaps me, she slaps softly.
remembers my birthday.
does not stick together all the time.
does not want to get married.


30-years-old

smart.
no more holes on her jeans.
still a beauty after removing make up.
outspoken and stylish, my friends and colleagues all like her.
a good listener.
she will smile when i tell a joke.
helps me remember my mom's birthday.
respects me, gives me my own life and space.
not too sensitive to my sexual encounters...
helps me buy shirt and ties.
is romantic, cooks good dishes on weekends, open a bottle of red wine.
believes that for love, understanding is more important than passion.
occasionally gives me good suggestions for work.
economically independent, but does not earn much more than i do.
got guys jio-ing, but not too many boyfriends.
does not expect me to become bill gates or brad pitt.
does not want to stick together.
marriage is an option.
likes kids.


45-years-old

healthy.
still looks good in a dress. occasionally makes my heart skip a beat and let the passion burn all night.
occasionally is not naggy.
lets me talk occasionally.
allow me to tell jokes.
on the way out, secondary students will call her auntie, and not granny.
even if she sees that my secretary has short skirts, she wont buy a $8000 ear ring
when the kids go for camps, she'll buy me back food.
pretend to ignore my beer belly.
helps me buy underwear and sweets.
no longer gets angry when i forget her birthday.
no longer smashes things when she is angry.
when she smashes things, she'll smash the less expensive ones.
if someone writes her a love letter, i'll be just as happy.
more concerned with my health check than my pay check.
does not force me to visit the in-laws every weekend anymore.
allows me to go fishing with a group of guy friends


55-years-old

... does not kill people, burn down houses, attack national rights associations and quarrel with me on a daily basis because of her menopause.


65-years-old

does not grow mustache
has two breasts
my t-shirts do not look small on her
a bit more peaceful when she asks me to wipe the grandson's ass
on the way out, secondary students will call her granny, not grandpa.
she can eat the food i cook.
no matter how many times i tell a joke, she'll still laugh
allows me to grow flowers
does not feed her cat with my fishes
does not snore when watching TeeVee
i can watch soccer when she does not watch her dramas
reminds me to take my meds everyday
no longer gets angry when speaking of my sexual encounters 30 years ago
remembers our bank account no. and SPF no.
pours me a cup of grape wine during dinner.
there was once i peed in my pants and she did not wallop me with a stick.
always together.
alive.
remembers who i am.
... ... be together forever.

(taken from du zhe magazine)