TODAY WAS ANOTHER TIRING DAY.
damn it man, i didnt know orientation is so freaking tiring. so basically today we played war games. the most memorable one was the game called " strip me if you can". the girls had to hold hands and take pegs off guys shirt. all RI guys seen a side of RGS girls that most of them have probably never ever seen before. i shall say they're like a pack of wolves pouncing onto the prey. damn violent and erm fierce and scary.
quote marcus pereira, " i'm never going to get a girlfriend ever". yeah.
haha okay i'm actually exaggerating a little, there are still some girls are are very nice and when my pegs dropped by itself they actually returned to me so it's cool =) you know, games show the true colours of people. =D
speaking of that, war games was quite screwed up. everyone cheated. especially in the first game, so upon seeing people cheating, my house started cheating too. this was extremely pissing as we were leading the like for half of the game, owning all other houses, but we ended at third (out of five) because people decided not to follow rules. then my house ogl said something that set me thinking, why are you complaining that others cheat when you yourselves cheated too? i mean if you didnt cheat at all then it's fair to complain lah, but if you cheated too then you've got no right to complain.
and i totally agree with that man. so actually i've decided, from now on, i am going to do everything with integrity and not cheat anymore. it's settled =)
another joke:
there's this guy who has a girlfriend called wendy. he loves his girlfriend a lot. so he tattooed "WENDY" on his penis. however, when the penis is not erect, as we all learn in biology, it shrinks and becomes much smaller. so it only reads "WY". so one day, as this guy is peeing at some public toilet, he say a black guy beside him peeing too. so out of curiousity, he saw that the black's penis was tattooed "WY" too. (just for your info, when guys pee the penis is in an unerect state) so he asked, "oh so your girlfriend's named Wendy too?" the black definitely amused, and answered, "no, it actually reads "WELCOME TO JAMAIKAN. HAVE A NICE DAY."
get it get it?? if you do, good for you. =)
damn it man, i didnt know orientation is so freaking tiring. so basically today we played war games. the most memorable one was the game called " strip me if you can". the girls had to hold hands and take pegs off guys shirt. all RI guys seen a side of RGS girls that most of them have probably never ever seen before. i shall say they're like a pack of wolves pouncing onto the prey. damn violent and erm fierce and scary.
quote marcus pereira, " i'm never going to get a girlfriend ever". yeah.
haha okay i'm actually exaggerating a little, there are still some girls are are very nice and when my pegs dropped by itself they actually returned to me so it's cool =) you know, games show the true colours of people. =D
speaking of that, war games was quite screwed up. everyone cheated. especially in the first game, so upon seeing people cheating, my house started cheating too. this was extremely pissing as we were leading the like for half of the game, owning all other houses, but we ended at third (out of five) because people decided not to follow rules. then my house ogl said something that set me thinking, why are you complaining that others cheat when you yourselves cheated too? i mean if you didnt cheat at all then it's fair to complain lah, but if you cheated too then you've got no right to complain.
and i totally agree with that man. so actually i've decided, from now on, i am going to do everything with integrity and not cheat anymore. it's settled =)
another joke:
there's this guy who has a girlfriend called wendy. he loves his girlfriend a lot. so he tattooed "WENDY" on his penis. however, when the penis is not erect, as we all learn in biology, it shrinks and becomes much smaller. so it only reads "WY". so one day, as this guy is peeing at some public toilet, he say a black guy beside him peeing too. so out of curiousity, he saw that the black's penis was tattooed "WY" too. (just for your info, when guys pee the penis is in an unerect state) so he asked, "oh so your girlfriend's named Wendy too?" the black definitely amused, and answered, "no, it actually reads "WELCOME TO JAMAIKAN. HAVE A NICE DAY."
get it get it?? if you do, good for you. =)
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